Upchuck

Designer

In the messiness of daily life, one rule rings true above all else: artistry always beats mastery. No amount of fine technique or studied precision can match the release of real feeling, the genuine thrill of human bodies and spirits finding each other in the heat of the night. On Bite the Hand That Feeds (Famous Class), Atlanta’s Upchuck offer such real feeling in droves. 

Channeling the speed of youth and the heaviness of a fleshy, lived life in equal proportion, Upchuck’s second LP is a Trojan Horse par excellence, craftily smuggling in waves of sentimental emotion and clever pop songwriting under a veil of pulsing rhythms and scorching riffs.They are loyal to no genre or stylistic strictures—Bite the Hand That Feeds shifts effortlessly between fuzzed out, Sabbath-worthy dirges and ripping, Spits-worship punk, hardcore-freak-psychedelia and bright garage pop. 

Where other bands might falter under the weight of stylistic overload, Upchuck carve forward across the cement with a sense of charmed ease. What binds Upchuck together is a purity of intention, an organic loyalty to a thick knot of uncalculated friendships, struggles, and desires.

Upchuck / Designer / Resthome

Static Age Records

Secret Shame

Ronnie Stone

Chain Cult

CHAIN CULT - Dark / post-punk band from Athens, Greece

SECRET SHAME - “Secret Shame fearlessly tackle sensitive subject matter many are afraid to broach. In the middle of their anthemic, reverb-bathed earworms stands Lena, baring her soul with raw abandon—warmly crooning or wailing her lungs out—and giving a much-needed voice to the struggle of the marginalized.”

RONNIE STONE, in his peculiar temporality, marries both retrospective charm and forward-looking innovation, presenting a brand of synth-pop that gracefully fuses vintage allure with contemporary dance vibes. This NYC stalwart, a prodigious producer and musician, crafts all of his tracks from a secret studio, surrounded by a treasure trove of 1980s synthesizers, to deliver dance-pop gems for eccentrics and introverts alike.

Chain Cult / Secret Shame / Ronnie Stone

Charmaine Lee

 (b. 1991) is an Australian vocalist based in New York. Using the voice, feedback, and live processing, Lee's practice is primarily concerned with risk-taking, playfulness, and improvisation. She has been recognized as “extraordinary” by 

As a composer, Lee has collaborated with leading ensembles including Kronos Quartet and the Wet Ink Ensemble. Her long-standing collaborators include Conrad Tao, Eric Wubbels, and Ikue Mori (MacArthur Fellow). 

Lee frequently guest lectures on building a personal language and creative agency at undergraduate and graduate-level composition programs including Princeton University, Stanford, and the New School. Lee serves on the Artistic Advisory Council at ISSUE Project Room and co-runs a record label with Randall Dunn, Kou Records, dedicated to artists who have developed singular musical languages.

Charmaine Lee / Brett Naucke / Chandra Shukla

Joyer

i26connector

Blithe

 formed in New Jersey in 2017, and after releasing two self-recorded demo collections, they released their first studio album, Sun Into Flies, in 2020, followed by Perfect Gray in 2021. Now based in Brooklyn and Philadelphia, the duo of multi-instrumentalist brothers Nick and Shane Sullivan are constantly evolving their sound. Their latest album, Night Songs, examines the allure of night and its ability to shapeshift from a mirror for our innermost demons to a shield from the demands of daily drudgery. It marks a departure from their hushed slowcore beginnings and displays a more expansive sound—from blowtorched shoegaze guitars and poppier vocals to melancholy synths and pastoral lap steel. Fittingly, their detour into twistier, heavier territory coincides with the depraved nature of nighttime activities, and their foray into a more hi-fi, pop-forward direction aligns with the stark clarity that pitch-black skies provide. Their devilish distortion also functions as a cathartic foil to their quiet, real-life demeanors, and was informed by their live shows, which increasingly featured gnarlier versions of past Joyer songs. Following the success of Night Songs the band has embarked on various country-wide tours, sharing bills with other up-and-coming acts as well as prominent indie rock artists such as Wishy, Feeble Little Horse, Horse Jumper of Love, Lowertown, and Babehoven.

Joyer / i26connector / Blithe

Have you ever thought your Cassette Deck was haunted?

Do you love the shrieking, haunting, torturing sounds of Halloween?

You're invited to Static Age Records for the 230th Annual 2025 Pop-Up Edition of *HAUNTED CRATES*

A Daytime Halloween pop-up w/ Vinyl & Cassette DJ's all Halloween Day featuring Special Guest Greg Cartwright!

There may be Apes, there may be Devils, Blood and Brains!

Browse, listen, have a beer or hot sake and soak in our shadowed tunes of fear and grooves!

Haunted Crates 2025

HAUNTED VINYL SESSION

Static Age Loft

BUGGY

Halloween Gabber Rave

BUGGY Rave After Party

Nox Eternus

Blaakhol

Antiquity

Nox Eternus / Blaakhol / Antiquity

Coral Grief

Idle County

Star Anise

Coral Grief is the Seattle-based dream pop project of Lena Farr-Morrissey (vocals, bass, synth) Sam Fason (guitar, synth) and Cam Hancock (drums). Rich guitars, glowing synths, driving bass, and ethereal vocals swirl around skeletal drum beats to create a textured, intricate sound that is experimental, playful, and catchy.

The band first emerged onto the Seattle scene with thier self-titled EP, released by Seattle tape label 

 in May 2021. Recorded entirely by Farr-Morrissey and Fason in 2020, the the six tracks contrast themes of isolation and stagnation over propulsive drum machine loops and swirling, lush compositions. The band's sophomore release 

, released February 24, 2023, expands on the trio’s strengths, with more energetic contrasts and vibrant production. Full of double meanings, these songs revolve around feelings of personal and collective stagnation, while also exploring treasure maps amidst the times of disorder and desperation. The first record to feature drummer Cam Hancock, the six songs see the band explore new dynamic territory while continuing to deliver mesmerizing performances with lush, textured production.

Coral Grief toured extensively through the western US, including festival dates at Treefort Music Fest, Capitol Hill Block Party and South by Southwest. The trio has played some of Seattle’s most iconic venues, opening for acclaimed artists like Indigo de Souza, Chastity Belt, and Luna. With dynamic live performances that seamlessly shift between driving, motorik rhythms and enveloping ambient atmospherics, Coral Grief continues to push forward into exciting new sonic territory.

Coral Grief / Idle County / Star Anise

Sxvxnt

Wizedev

C.Shreve the Professor

Kuh-Leeb

Peter the Poet

Colston

"Lyrically potent, exceptionally dynamic, fresh, and forthright" - P.T.P aka Peter the Poet is an Asheville-based emcee on the rise. Known for his intensely crafted flows, soulful singing voice, and intrepid stage presence - P.T.P is blazing a trail in the game, championing multi-dimensional wordcraft and musicality in Hip-Hop.

Sxvxnt - Charleston, SC’s 2023 Hip Hop Act and Soul/R&B Act of the Year, Sxvxnt, blends thought-provoking lyricism, ambitious musicianship/production, and a dynamic presence into a seminal listening experience. Influenced by the likes of Yasiin Bey (fka Mos Def), Nas, and Prince, the native Chicagoan's critically acclaimed releases (Delayed Entry EP and Wayfare, Vol. 1) are magnetic showcases of his artistry.

C.Shreve the Professor - NC based MC/producer & founder of the hip-hop collective Free The Optimus (FTO). The 2-time Carolina Music Award winners developed their following & relevance through an unrelenting tour & release schedule.

Colston has released an all original solo album, as well as a mixtape, both of which were instant Asheville classics. He shows a lot of versatility with his deep lyrics matched with unique instrument driven hip hop beats.

Kuh-Leeb - rapper in AVL by way of CLT. Songs are often introspective and contemplative but can also delve into a variety of topics. He hopes to inspire people with his music and share his art with anyone willing to lend an ear.

Peter the Poet / Sxvxnt / C-Shreve the Professor / Kuh-Leeb / WizeDev

Big Trouble and Crying Form from Athens, GA

Big Trouble / Crying Form / Camel Cash / Rest Home

On the Block, YAWNi, Exfoliator, Psych War (Philly), Mockery 

*Portion of the proceeds to go towards Brian of Darsombra's Go Fund Me as they raise money to help recover from a devastating car accident*

https://www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with-brian-in-memory-of-ann

Psych War / YAWNi / Exfoliator / On The Block / Mockery 

MELTDOWN - Underground dance music w/ John Brinker & Peri Meters (Art of House)

Meltdown (11/8)

Diuretic

Falling Behind

Diuretic / Falling Behind / Tracheal Shave

Walkhome

Cash Langdon

Cash Langdon - Birmingham, AL - cosmic / folk / indie rock

Birmingham indie rocker Cash Langdon has two records to his name, but the most recent, Dogs, is the first where he is joined by his band Meadow Dust (bassist Matt Whitson and drummer Reagan Bruce). Their fuzzy take on heavy country rock recalls Neil Young & Crazy Horse and gives off the heat of Langdon’s native Birmingham. Like Young, his voice is simultaneously earnest and world-weary, but there’s a sense of humor too, and a resignation to keeping on. The songs are beautiful, searing, southern-gothic testaments to the ongoing violence of being awake to the world around you and the resolve to stay awake anyway.

Walkhome - Asheville based unique songwriter rock, from the head to the heart

i26connector - southern rock country goth

Cash Langdon / Walkhome / i26connector

Orches Limita release show / Palestine Benefit

Kenmujo

Machine 13

Pharmacy

Assault and Vinegar

 is known for his intensity and unpredictability performance -driven by a wild jet engine of tube amplified, howling feedback-laden acoustic guitar, inviting the audience to be part of the show as drummers, screamers, etc., making every performance a collective experience.

It's a creative adventure that across all boundaries, including race, religion, nationality, society, class, and culture, reflecting the true universality of music and the themes of his music "Freedom and Interconnectedness".

Kenmujo / Pharmacy / Machine 13 / Assault and Vinegar

Wieuca

Quinn Bee

The psychedelic-tinged rock band Wieuca has always kept a platform-wearing foot firmly planted in Athens as a creative base and source of inspiration. Spanning genres from garage rock and indie punk to emo, you may never know exactly what you’re going to get sonically, but the colorful and unmistakable art of band member Will Ingram provides a solid identity for Wieuca. - Flagpole (ATHENS)

Wieuca w/ Quinn Bee

Dari Bay

Graham Hunt

On new album Longest Day of the Year, Dari Bay is a perpetually shifting art project posing as songs, an ongoing thought experiment disguised as a band. Burlington, Vermont-based artist Zachary James launched Dari Bay as a solo vehicle in 2015, acting as sole songwriter, producer, player of every instrument, and exacting architect of how each sound was placed. Early output was raw and often unhinged, but Longest Day of the Year finds Dari Bay assuming a new form as James folds his experimental spirit into what at first appear to be neutral, unassuming tunes.- - - - - -

Graham Hunt - ...Since he was a teenager, he’s been working at perfecting the form, writing songs that get to the heart of what makes Midwestern guitar pop so essential, and doing it while sidestepping any of the dead-end creative moves that weigh down many in the genre.

Nowhere is this balancing act as clear as on the Madison-based artist’s new LP, Try Not To Laugh. It’s a record where breakbeats coexist with anthemic choruses and synth runs go toe-to-toe with acoustic guitars. From start to finish, the song stays at the forefront. It’s been the throughline for Hunt, who has played in street punk bands and power pop bands and hardcore bands and the underrated Midnight Reruns, who pushed a distinctively Upper Heartland kind of songcraft, one that led to opening slots for The Replacements and a diehard following of Wisconsin alcoholics.

Dari Bay / Graham Hunt / tba

Boat Command

Cerulean Moth

Cruel Buddhist

CRUEL BUDDHIST (wisconsin lo-fi vaporfunk)

Boat Command / Cruel Buddhist / Cerulean Moth

Tómarúm

Dessiderium

Hellir

Tómarúm / Dessiderium / Hellir

bl_ank / Brett Kent & Clay White duo / L.A. Doctors / Infinitikiss

bl_ank / Brett Kent & Clay White drone duo / L.A. Doctors / Infinitikiss

Oscar Lindsey 

James Eichman

Tanner York

Oscar Lindsey - rock music from Nashville, TN

James Eichman - Hailing from Nashville, Tennessee, James Eichman is a multi-instrumentalist songwriter and producer. An active member of McKay, Baby Wave, and Super Hero, James has become a fixture of the Nashville DIY scene. As a songwriter his melodic and lyrical sensibilities seamlessly blend together influences of folk and early 2000s alternative into a sound distinctive and heartfelt.

Oscar Lindsey / James Eichman / i26connector / Tanner York

Kontusion 

Soured

All Hell

All Hell - All hail avl horror punk / black metal

Kontusion / All Hell / Soured

Valdrin

Weight Shift

Elseetoss

Valdrin - The Cincinnati, Ohio-based group balances swords and sorcery imagery with tangible plot advancements, to the point that you can read the lyrics of their latest album, 2023’s Throne of the Lunar Soul, track-by-track and come away with the jist of it. However, that’d only be a portion of their appeal. Though the Valdrin lore is a traditional hero's tale, it’s recounted via a nostalgia-drenched melodic black metal tome.

Valdrin / Weight Shift / Elseetoss 

Weirs

WEIRS - (Durham, NC)  //  Dear Life Records // Weirs is an experimental/traditional music collective from central North Carolina.

w/ SHANE JUSTICE McCORD and LANDON GEORGE 

Weirs / Shane Justice McCord / Landon George

Glyders

Formed in Chicago by partners Josh Condon and Eliza Weber, Glyders make maximal minimal rock & roll with nocturnal mystery pulsing in the mix, cutting above rigorous roadhouse fare with sounds that twist and grind on their classic inspirations. Joined by Joe Seger on drums, Glyders’ high lonesome way is mellow but nervy, hip-shaking and deep – a multicolored trip to the ongoing beat of American weirdness.

Their second LP, “Forever,” is out November 21st, 2025 on Drag City:
Forever’s spirit is high and tight, its sinews rumbling with communal joy as Glyders’ power-trio formation, in it ‘for life,’ grooves deep into their own thing. Shuffling the deck with road-tested jams, Forever hits with the energy of a first album – which it kinda is, now that founders Josh & Eliza have met their true other, the relentless traps-man Joe Seger. Forever starts now!

Glyders w/ TBA

Re-Animated (12/19)

Halogi

VRAS

Graven Lore

VRAS - blackened crust punk / metal from Appalachia

Graven Lore - Metal From The Hills Of Asheville, NC

Halogi / VRAS / Graven Lore

Weekly Comedy Event hosted by CJ & Cam from 7 - 8pm

7-8PM: Comics are invited to workshop with other comics

8-10PM: Open mic begins. Each comic who is brave enough to get up there and perform, in turn has to sit in the hot seat after their set. 

Cam & CJ roast them, and ask questions the audience has written down, turning the topics into jokes.

The Hot Seat - Comedy

Don’t miss out on Sludge Mondays at Static Age Records in February, 2025 (2/3, 2/10, 2/17, 2/24). See you there, good Sludge Citizens!!! (Check out @sludge.inc on IG for more info)

Do you love working? And doing pharmaceutical drugs?? And existential, communal expressions of grief/anger/love??? Then have we got the thing for you!! Come Sludge Yourself every Monday of February with Sludge City elites such as Alfred Toadhand XLVII, Big Phil, Sludge Barbie, Leslie and many more!! Sludge Incorporated has a whole month of Sludge prepared to inundate your ears, minds and spirits with the need to RAGE against your corporate overlords. This month will feature local musicians from a variety of genres to rock the nights away and special treats such as Sludge trivia, Sludge Barbie Rave Party, a Sludge Films™️ sneak peek and much much, more!! 

Sludge Inc. February Residency

Pizza POP UP hosted by Scott Kinnebrew (of Sounding Arrow)

Pizza at The Loft

AUT0-TUNE KARA0KE // Weekly: Thursdays! // Hosted by "Who Gave This Bitch a Mic" 

WELCOME

TONIGHT AT THE SHOP

Psych War / YAWNi / Exfoliator / On The Block / Mockery

8:00 PM / 8:00 PM

TONIGHT AT THE LOFT

Meltdown (11/8)

9:00 PM / 9:00 PM

JUST ANNOUNCED

Glyders w/ TBA

Weirs / Shane Justice McCord / Landon George

Valdrin / Weight Shift / Elseetoss

Kontusion / All Hell / Soured

Oscar Lindsey / James Eichman / i26connector / Tanner York

Tómarúm / Dessiderium / Hellir

Dari Bay / Graham Hunt / tba

Wieuca w/ Quinn Bee

Kenmujo / Pharmacy / Machine 13 / Assault and Vinegar

Up next

Psych War / YAWNi / Exfoliator / On The Block / Mockery

Meltdown (11/8)

Diuretic / Falling Behind / Tracheal Shave

Cash Langdon / Walkhome / i26connector

Orches Limita release show / Palestine Benefit